What Is On Your Mind?

"I wanna walk underneath it. That's when a cop will show up right?"
"'Excuse me, ma'am-'"


Suffice it to say the thing did not come alive and devour me. Such progress I have made with this bizarre phobia. Still gets my heart racing though.

Too damn cold for the walk. It is almost May. Winter is over. Stop it with the under 40F/4C thing.

Also we stopped in a gas station, and when we left some douchenozzles in a castrated third gen Mustang slowed down and shouted "I like your dog"
So here's a fun thing. If you have to explain your insult, it's not a very good one. Which one of us was the 'dog'? Calling me a bitch? or him a dog for being out and following me on a night like this? It was far too stupid to actually work, which is unfortunate since it didn't give me enough time to tell them how fucking awful their souped up fart machine of an attempt at a Mustang was.

 

Not getting into that BD issue because there is ALOT I do not agree with in that post, but im way too fucking tired, and happy about other stuff.

Nearly ready for my trip. ! Going to miss the bf alot though but some distance might do us good. Living together has its downfalls. I.e. getting complacent.
Still worried about getting cold. And nervous about the long drive home, especially across the Nulabor plain (which is a HIGE fucking road of nothingness).
Had a great dinner though. damn my apple crumble rocks. And ill never get tired of steak.
Tip - If you haven't tried hot rock dining, you NEED to try it !!

 

Waaaaaitasecond. I spoilered that last post.



Who's the mod that thought that was funny?


Oh.....right....I installed NoScript because of the crap FA/IMVU is pulling right now.....I hate just waking up in the morning sometimes.

 

One of our collindant islands from the east does this too. In a volcanic "geyser" zone XDDDD
Kinda amusing.

 

Like actually on the volcano ?! That's fricken terrifying but so cool.
They just use dense volcanic hot rocks and the food cooks as you eat it :3

 

We are not that crazy, just on the volcanic tubes. The small ones. Like nature cares about what is small...
This and the rocks too, but... this is far funnier XDDDD

 

"Show me the gayser!" ~Norse 2013 (a friend of mine, NOT Narse)

More seriously. I need to buy plane tickets to where you live then.

 

They throw water in the volcanic tubes, that's why """""""""""geyser"""""""""" XDDDDDD
You'd be welcome, but do you have driving license? That island has no public transport and that place is at the top north of it. And yes, airport and port are on bottom south XD
Plus you'll get to see our Cacti Garden. For real. An only cacti garden, it's great e.e

 

so the news is reporting mostly on the earthquake in nepal and they bring in a scientist, a very well known physicist to be exact, and then they ask a bunch of stupid questions and act surprised at the answers
news: "so what's the biggest threat now after the earthquake is over?"
michi kaku: "the biggest threat now is going to be a major health crisis"
news: "we thought you were going to say aftershocks"
michio kaku: "there will be aftershocks, but the health crisis is going to be a much bigger threat"
news: "aftershocks..."
michio: "you now have millions of homeless people with little to no access to food, water, medical assistance or sanitation"
news: "...so, how about those climbers then?"
(not exact quotes, but a close gist of what was said)

 

Just thinking those "reporters" need the air we all need disgusts me.

 

It's all about the hype with "reporters" in today's era. That and whatever the big companies pay them to talk about. When confronted with actual logic and humanitarian ideas, their brains start to melt because they can't process it.

 

At least they didn't ask why the earthquake wasn't predicted or when the next one will happen. Simple answer: no. Shut up, you're wrong and should feel bad. Earthquakes cannot be predicted with any current technology. I'm still mad about the Italian scientists.

 

I don't have lemons and I don't want to go out buy some. Seeing the tequila sit there makes me sad.

 

When an guy artist oversleeps and then has a severe lack of motivation because he believes the day is wasted, and you're working on commissioning him....


Wave tits in his face, and then mention how much you're paying him, and that he's drawing a nude dragoness. Not guarenteed to work, as that'd be reverse-sexist, but in this case, it worked like a charm. x3

 

Soupwd up fart machine
I loled. Oh how I loled

 

"ermahgherd I iz so tu-tu-triggered! such misandry! wow, dis iz reason must smash matriarchy!" tits can be a good motivator

 

Calm the calamity that is your mammaries!

 

I'm not sure I understand the message behind the last two replies. .__.;

 

I was doing a sarcastic parody of people on the internet getting pissed over sexism and had a witty meme about tits and then the other person was making a witty pun

 

Pretty much this.
Alternatively; Hakuna your ta-tas. De-stress your breasts. Soothe your boobs. Give that Chest a rest.
These are just jokes mind. Don't have a rack attack.