What Is On Your Mind?

I use my cute little tiger tape measure if I need measurements or even my froggie one

 

This is on my mind:

 

We gotta see those

 

Lol for some reason they aren't on my desk right now. I must have put them in a craft box while tidying.

But that's what it looks like.
Also why are robot penises so hard to make unique?

 

Goat Simulator was a very well documented videogame. That is a goat house, and inside is the goat king. And goats are Satan, with a sticky tongue.
Finally finished my back tattoo, it only took 1 hour for the colors. Thank goodness. Also, I was specting to spend a lot more money so.... my budget is powerful right now *anime pervert's tit grabbing hand gesture, evil laughter*

 

Still best face!

 

Thought I might show off my new blue armored foot footwear, that I got from the doctor yesterday.


(toes are a bit orange from iodine stains, also, ignore the evidence of road rash on my knee. doesn't hurt much any more except when on my knees :/)

And this is one of my favorite spots to sit during my convalescence. Such a peaceful place in the morning.

 

i don't know whats on my mind.

hi

 

What's on my mind is that I am tired as fuck.

 

What's on my mind is that I am horny as fuck.

 

got a new finger-eating tool today. pro tip, wear gloves when installing an 80 tooth carbide tipped blade, I didn't get any cuts but damn is that fucker sharp

also sweet corn, cherries, and watermelon. best parts of summer

 

Hnng. I'm developing a huge character crush on Dean from Supernatural.

 

I am currently craving Whoppers :[

 

Spent most of the day laying into my ex-boyfriend. I am so fucking mad at him. I went straight from sad to rage.

 

The Burger King here is on the other side of town so we never go to it. Now I want a whopper.... maybe a double...

 

Y'all need to stop talking about food, don't have any food to cook in the apartment, got no money to speak of, and am desperately craving a mix of Arby's and now Burger King....sad dragon is very much sad T.=.T

 

Read some tweets from Nihilist Arby's, you might never want arbys again

 

I was refereing to the candy though but burgers r good too

 

In my opinion, being angry is better. In fact, I have a bit of a personal mantra of "don't get sad, get pissed".

 

I don't blame him. I'm not much of a boyfriend. I'm no catch. But I fucking hate him for this. I will absolutely never forgive him. And once I get my shit and we separate our cell phones, I'll probably never speak to him again.